Brainwashed :-)
One might accuse me of being brainwashed by being a christian and/or going to church.
And, in my defense, I believe I must say that I am.
My brain has been washed. I am crazy.
I do not spend my time thinking about how to get sex or how to have a better orgie.
I do not work for money, to work more for more money.
I do not say just the first thing that comes as a response to someone else being rude or aggressive towards me or to me directly.
I try to figure out how to help those around me.
When I ask "How are you?" I actually care to hear your answer.
When I listen, I'm actually listening, not just waiting for my turn to talk.
I talk to God -- reguarly.
I hear him talk to me.
I sit around and read the bible.
I like TV and so, I actually don't watch it.
I admit my flaws, faults, and imperfections.

If one were to study me even further, they would easily find that I am quite out of the ordinary, akew, a bit off, brain washed, or even to the extent of crazy. My statements and observations about myself are not even entirely accurate as absolute character descriptions.